inistop:

the incredibles

note (they don’t save people* i mean that but my computer is a) i love the incredibles

haven’t watched it in years and forgive me for my inaccuracy, if you will. we start off with them talking about superheroes and this family of superheroes and the girl can get invisible the mom can stretch like a fuckin resilient piece of silly putty on a hot day and then we have the dad who’s of course, superman what the fuck he has superstrength and we have the kid his name is dash. guess what his super power is. that’s right he runs fast wow his name is dash and goes fast no SHIT but let’s move on

so they’re a family of superheroes, theydont people and the dad’s already having a shitty day and some kid just jumps in his car like LMAO i wanna be a hero and nwo that i remembe rit im just. kid get out the car and become your own hero don’t start off with being a sidekick the fuck and then when he got told off he gets mad and later plot shit #spoilers he becomes a villain for a RIDICULOUS fuckin reason like that are you serious LMAO

superman dad goes into a company and they get suited for suits or smth and names and they save people and like. lmao this kid comes back “now i’m a hero because i fucked up my hair and it sticks up and it’s all orange and stuff but lol” and it’s pissing me off because he did all this stuff and he’s getting rejected i was mad at the dad and then he became a villain and then iwa s O_O because no man you had greatt hings for you and then i frgot the rest of the movie but here comes frozone and his wife where’s my space suit

there was an extra with the baby sitter and the baby sitter was like “why is the baby walkin on the ceiling” “THE BABY JUST SET ITSELF ON FIRE” and i wasl ike “bruh”

the incredibles is trash and i hate it. it doesn’t need a sequel

get off my hood sonic!!!!

he freezes in place and says…

green pants

mr. shelby… you are… my son…

i am gay

i like men

i lift weights

i can dance

The Wild Wiggler

inistop:

bro

bruh